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Weekend’s over, and we’re going home. Do’h!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006

Well, I didn’t get to blog from onsite, but at least I’m getting in one more post this weekend. Deanna’s driving, and I’m just hanging out. It was a good time. If you ever have a chance to go to Hershey Park, do so. It’s quite a blast. They’ve got very good rides (I recommend The Great Bear, it’s named for The Big Dipper (Ursa Major), and it’s just as impressive. It’s a top down coaster (meaning you get strapped in and the floor goes out from underneath you), and it has 7 different points of interest - one for each star in the constilation. All in all, though, it’s a great park. Just DON’T GO TO THE WOK AND ROLL!!! The food is horrable, and the price is nuts ($8.99 for a small plate of pepper steak, cruddy lo mein, and some roughage they claimed was pork fried rice (if there’s any pig out there that tastes THAT bad, I feel sorry for it). But yeah, beyond that nonsense it was great.Worth noting if you plan to go, is to keep an eye on the candy bars. Below you can see this creepy Hershey Bar staring at me. I can only assume he wanted to eat me. Frankly, I don’t know if I can look at a candy bar the same way again:

Anyway, we’re now heading home, and fighting our way through 8 hours of joyful traffic (hopfully there won’t be a 2 hour traffic jam this time). Wish us luck!
UPDATE: Before I got a chance to upload this, I got this great pic of Matt. Like father like son, eh? :D

Look, Ma - I’m Moblogging!

Friday, September 29th, 2006

Or at least that’s what I would have said a half hour ago. I had this whole post written up (using cellphone typing none-the-less) about how I’m all modern using my Moto Razr to moblog. Then, after blowing an hour typing up three paragraphs or so I tried to upload it and BOOM! I had run out of cell service :( . But hey, that’s the way it goes. Anyway, moblogging is neat, but better is using my laptop in the car to type up a post and then post it as wifi becomes available. Heck, we’re headed into PA, who was trying to get wifi all over some of their cities a little while ago, so wifi shouldn’t be TOO hard to come by.

Anyway, we’re headed to Hershey Park for the weekend (that’s how I’m able to blog: vacation!), and we hit this HUGE traffic jam (I guess this trucker jacknifed his rig and killed himself and a maybe some other people, anyway it was a lot of cars). As we were trying to get back on our way (which took going in circles like 3 times) Deanna told me to nose my way into another lane, so I did. However, as I was trying to get in front of this chick (who was glued to her cell phone) she just keeps going ahead! We scrape, and she got the gift that keeps on giving: free paint on her new SUV. Witch with a capital B, if you ask me. I just can’t beleive people are that numb. SHE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE ANYTHING BAD HAPPENED!!!

But yeah, people are stupid. Yes, I know I’m using a computer, but I’M NOT DRIVING!!! That makes a difference. :D

Anyway, I have the laptop with me this weekend, I’ll try to post again as I’m able. Later, and remember: if you’re going to moblog, do make sure to save your work often so you don’t run outta cell service.

Welcome to the new home of The Monkey-Dog Cafe!

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006

Here we have a brand spankin’ new Domain (truevox.net) and GREAT pay as you go hosting provided by nearlyfreespeech.net (GOOD people, pay per usage). At any rate, I’m here to stay. I’m powered by sweet delicious Wordpress (a GREAT CMS, if you all are intrested). Now, on to business.

We’ve got a new member of our Family! Her name is Angel, and Deanna is GAGA over her. Oh, and here’s a few pics:

Isn’t she a sweet heart? We’ve fallen in love with her from when my dad walked through the door with her. I think we’re gonna keep her. She’s in the bathroom now, just enjoying the shelter (she was sitting under my car when Dad saw her).

In other news, I HAVE A MOVIE OF OUR HOUSE!!! Here we go:

Well, thanks for joining us, both at our new cyber home, and soon at our new HOME home. The cleaning party is on the 22 of this month, and there will be my Dad’s pizza and Deanna’s Gram’s Pasta. Mm mm good!

Thanks, and happy reading!

We’re getting a new house!

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

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Yep yep! We’re getting a house (hopefully). It’s a single wide in a nice little park. It’s a bit of a fixer upper, but for the price of 22 grand, I can’t complain. It comes FULLY FURNISHED!!! I can’t say just how psyked I am about this! Anyone who cares to look, the link may still be up for a little while:

www.masiello.com

Wow. I’m drunk.

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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Yep. I’m sloshed. I’m slobbercocked. I’m wasted. I can barely type. I’ve had half a fifth of vodka. I’m giggleing like there’s no tomorrow. Beer. Homer is my hero. Hero rhymes with beero… Ax deoderent. Deanna likes it. Amy is calling. I’m drunk. Deanna’s friend Amy just called. I told her I’m slobbercocked. I wonder if I can write code like this… Chicken. Deanna, if you’re reading this, I love you.

I just called Marsh and the gang, and I think we made arrangements for Sunday. To hang out and stuff. Jebus. I’m never getting drunk again. This is sad. I don’t like drinking. It makes me type bad, and it makes me say stuff I normally wouldn’t.

Bye. That’s all I can type without starting in on the history of the orcs..ORcs. I donnoe. What the hell do Know. This is what I look like typing drunk. It’s crzy. Cheese. I wanna eat beer and watch hoookersrsrs. It’s funnn to typet the seame buittont twice sese…. Bye.

I’m so drunk that i CAN NO LONGER DETECTTHE DIFFERACNCE betweetn the caps lock and the normaol writing ing. I lce deanna . Dhe’s my favoirite girl. I wanna do her in the butttttt.t. I love her. Foreverj Portable firefox… Firefox… Downladd it. It’s like watter. I wanna fiuck…..sfljkdfljkkkkkkc;kjfda Matt is good. Danna is good. I lveo them both..s…,adfI love them both… I love them both jskldf. I vleotme beothbkj.I voxoe them bothasflkjjI voxjheted :KLVZC

I love her. That’s the most undrunk thing I’ve said all night…